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| Soon after getting the medic-alert tattoo & artist's business card |
I used to say I was the only kid in 9th grade who had a tattoo that their parents knew about. It was my mom's idea, stemming from my irresponsible habits. When I'd play soccer or tennis, I would take off my medical alert bracelet or necklace and forget to grab them at the end. I couldn't misplace my wrist, she'd say, like I would my jewelry. It happened a enough times that getting a tattoo started as a joke, became an idea, and resulted in a reality back in 1993.
It is my only tattoo, so the experience was not a gateway to getting more, although I have thought about another tattoo. I drew/recreated it in high school based on the snake and staff medical symbol, thanks to a computer aided design class. It also resembled the Red Hot Chili Peppers' logo, who were popular at the time.
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| Tattoo today |
The main thing to consider in getting the tattoo was "where?". We wanted to mimic a medical alert symbol's location. On the chest, representing a necklace, seemed impractical, as it would not be visible in most emergencies. The bicep, back, neck, leg were not usually observed by medical experts in the time of urgency. We decided that the best place was the wrist. That is where a bracelet would be seen, and the specific location we chose is where an EMT would take a pulse. This was not smiled upon by some family and friends. Aside from the obvious, pearl-clutching idea of simply getting ink done, a much darker point was made that the placement was near the same location that holocaust victims received their ID tattoos. But the location made the most sense.
So with my parents consent, we went to the tattoo parlor, and explained our predicament. The artist told us of another customer that had his personal info: phone & address tattooed on his chest. I imagine he had a history of blacking out, or some sort of medical condition affecting his memory. The really unfortunate part of his story was that he had to move at some point. I think they said he had his old info crossed through with the new info added below. In my case, the joke was that it diabetes was ever cured (which is the real joke: a cure), I'd get the Ghostbusters' red circle & line around and across it.
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| Laughable Artists Rendition |
So I was super cool, 14, and getting a real, permanent tattoo. The artist traced my design onto my left wrist. We could not use my right wrist, because there was scar tissue there from when I was about 3 and leaned onto a hot pan while helping to make grilled cheese. I cannot say that the tattoo didn't hurt, as there are a bunch of nerve endings in the wrist, and minimal flesh did not soften the bone rattling as the tattoo machine needled the skin. But there I was: the only 9th grader who's parents knew he had a tattoo.
I experienced one of my funniest moments because of the tattoo. As I was signing out to use the restroom in high school, another classmate noticed the tattoo, and asked with 100% seriousness "Oh, Is that a band." I literally did not know how to respond, and in hindsight, I have a million amazing retorts. But at the time, I simply said "No, it is a disease, some people have it?" I took this nugget back to my friends, and like pulling taffy, we expanded it into a whole story about a band that I am in, pronounced "Dee-Ah-Buh-Tek," specializing in German industrial techno.
It also saved my life one time, albeit, indirectly. I was at a friend's 21st birthday party. Being a good diabetic, and I bolused for all of the snacks and cake I was eating. Only thing was, I was too drunk to remember that I had already bolused, so I did it again and again and again. I eventually gave myself too much insulin, that I passed out on their couch. People thought I was just "sleeping it off," until (reportedly, as I was unconscious), they began talking about my tattoo. One of the mothers was a nurse, and she was interested to hear that I did not wear a bracelet or necklace, and wanted to see the tattoo. She grabbed my wrist to see it, but I was cold, clammy, and very near, if not already in insulin shock. With a liver detoxifying alcohol, I did not have any house-made sugar helping out either. They knew something was wrong. Ultimately, I went to the hospital thanks to a friend who had to return to the party in order to give instruction, and I turned out fine. But if I didn't have the tattoo, they would not have talked about it, and never felt my skin, alerting them to the problem, even if they didn't know exactly what to do.
Because of the tattoo's success, we've also talked about- but never moved forward- on the idea to make this into a business. Not with real tattoos, but temporary tattoos: for kids and adults who do not want to wear jewelry, or are too small. Temporary tattoos would also be made for other medical problems, like allergies, epilepsy, or even Alzheimer's: any reason for current MedicAlert jewelry. They could come in fashionable designs for boys and girls, or simple, efficient and brightly displayed information. And because they are temporary, the business model would survive as people would have to continuously buy more. So go do that, someone, just asking for a 40 / 60 profit split. Thx!